2 Live CrewDick Almighty

What the fuck is yo name mutha fucka
Long Rod, Fat Frank, Stiff Peter, Stiff, Stiff Peter
I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life
And ladies, listen up, I may just save your relationship

They took a dick from California, transplanted that mutha fucka
To Washington D.C. and it fucked the nation
An answer, answer and my latest thrill is
To bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth

That Dick Almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty

Dick the almighty's of no surprise
It'll fuck all the bitches all shapes and sizes
She'll climb a mount, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock

It'll tear the pussy open 'cause some satisfaction
The bitch won't leave it's fail attraction
Dick's so powerful she'll kneel and break
Awaitin' her time hopin' soon to slay

That Dick will make a bitch cry
We're fuckin' a bitch that's tight inside
That Dick has got a spell on you
Once he gets inside you'll act the fool

That Dick will make a bitch act cute
Suck my dick bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a dick, bitch you would fraught it, that Dick

Almighty, almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty, almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty

Bitches are the one's thinkin' dicks get soft
They fuck one time and they got all
Thinkin' it's slick just to ride the dick
To make a nigger come and then he'll quit

But not the long one, I won't play that shit
Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
It's 15" long, 8" thick
Last name Almighty, first name is Dick

That Dick is a motherfucker
I can't be pussy-licked by a dick sucker
That Dick would drive a bitch crazy
Bitches wanna fuck when you're tired and lazy

That Dick, sometimes cost you money
Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy
That Dick is a greedy bitch's dinner
I let a bitch fee, before I go up in her that dick

Almighty, almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty, almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty
That Dick Almighty

Bitches go crazy after all-night fucks
Startin' from the back then do the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find
I kill that pussy then fuck your mind

Bitches like the dick, just claim the fee
Forget the salad, just eat my meat
They pay big dollars, 'cause they don't come free
To spend time with the Dick the almighty

That Dick will make you cheat on your man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That Dick will make you hurt yourself
When you don't have dick you finger fuck yourself

That Dick is an awful thing
But you bulldagger bitches are fuckin' up the game
Rubbin' belly to belly, and skin to skin
Fuckin' like hair but ain't no dick goin' in, that Dick

Almighty, almighty, almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty
That Dick Almighty
That Dick Almighty

When a women is about to grab my private personal parts
I want her to grab my private personal parts
Grab my private personal parts

This record is dedicated to all you gals
Who don't appreciate us men enough
A hard man is good to find
A hard man is good to find

That Dick Almighty, almighty
Almighty, almighty
That Dick Almighty