Maroon 5 — Game of Thrones
Watching Game of Thrones I haven't left home,
Told everyone that I had the flu
It's an obsession I'm filled with depression
cus it's the end of season two
Now, my, friends all tell me
That I've lost my grip on reality
They tell me it's just a nerd show,
But Dragons are real to me
Some day those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne
You won't be allowed in our house
Don't call me at nine
Or on a Sunday Night
I don't care who died
I'm filling my mind with sword fights, and quests,
Horse lord, and incest.
When Ned died I cried
Watching Game of Thrones its like a black hole,
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
Magical kingdoms with naked women,
And none of them have silicon boobs
And If the seven kingdoms did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
Viserys had gold crown onto his head
He's no fucking dragon now he's dead
I'll sick my dierwolf on ya
If you get in my way
He's actually a chihuahua
But he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
To put the rent in the mail
That's right I still pay my bills cus
Lannister's repay their debts
I'm joining the Knights Watch
It's my birthright
I'll stand watch for WhiteWalkers in the snow.
This Wall kind of blows
No hot chicks, just bros and old crusty guys.
Watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for John Snow
It seems like he's always getting screwed
Gave up on Mad Men cus nothing happens
Except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou
The Lannisters all look like Surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister, she's a bitch
No one knows that King Joeffrey's their kid
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage
This is his best role
This is nothing but nerd shit,
You'd better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air
Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair,
Ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear.
Wait a second did I just see a pair boobs
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo?
Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke!
How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire?
Isn't Mayor Carcetti from the Wire?
I apologize for being so shitty before
This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore,
But I'm sure who I'm supposed to root for
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more
Call my manager and cancel my tour
I gotta read A Storm of Swords.
Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy
Till you had those two kids barbequed.
Winter Is coming I'm not sure what that means
But you can bet it's probably bad news.
I'm not playing music anymore
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
Next time they do they The Voice
I won't be there
Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair
Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones